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21/2/2010
<FMan> coding is more important than staying alive

28/11/2009
<SLC> in practice, what does acknowledging an interrupt mean?
<yago> SLC: if you dont ack an irq, he will appear again and again and ...
<SLC> so, it's basically an attention whore who cannot be ignored
<zerozillion> its like when you're fapping, and the phone rings (interrupt) - if you dont pick it up, they will call again and disturb

13/10/2009
<AuMTRoN> wir sind schaufensterpuppen!
<Jeff_VRZ> !
<AuMTRoN> i have my tits out
<Jeff_VRZ> good!
<Jeff_VRZ> so does my dad
<AuMTRoN> thx
<AuMTRoN> ah, getting breastfed atm?

07/7/2009
<Mace[SEC]> did you know that nearly 3000 people commited suicide in January 2009 in Japan alone?!
<Mace[SEC]> amazing...
<Mace[SEC]> really, suicide would be the last thing I'd ever do!
<Exin> Wasnt it the same when Take That disbanded?

24/2/2009
<Intensity[GMI]> wsup with you guys? anyone AFAIK? :)
<ZEROblue> i am, as far as i know!

13/2/2009
<enthusi> yay killed Jason in Friday 13th
<enthusi> 5000 bonus points
<enthusi> is there a point to this? :)
<Ymgve> surviving until saturday 14th
<ZonkeyKong2> enthusi: on saturday the 14th you play the cleanup service woman who has to get rid of all the blood and guts

03/1/2009
<TBB> I remember AMJ came home one day with this VHS tape that had some strange movie called Hardware in it - at the time I remember thinking of it as a poor man's Terminator
<TBB> but it had this scene where the female main character goes home and puts the TV on
<TBB> and there's a bunch of hairy guys doing something and the music playing is Stigmata
<yago> AMJ... Movie called "Hard ware"...
<djinn_wd> the signs are obvious
<ShakkaZonkie> what TBB didnt mention is that amj came with an empty tape and left with the movie "hard ware" recorded

04/6/2008
<soundis> they are working on printing transistors on paper here
<WVL_code> but they're not as fast as normal transistors
<n2c_wok> WVL_code: nice, how large are they?
<WVL_code> snd : a couple of um
<WVL_code> prolly they can be a lot smaller, but not the way we make them
<n2c_wok> well at least they are microscopic already
<WVL_code> i think they're pretty big :D
<WVL_code> if you can see it with a normal microscope == big
<groepaz> so that's what you tell your girlfriend?

07/4/2008
<_Fungus_> work sucks
<Antitrack> yes i know
<YokoTv> tell me about it ...
<_Fungus_> fucking hurt my back :/
<YokoTv> fucking hurt my brain

31/3/2008
*djinn posts a link to "yoga 4 dudes" - a video with half-naked girls doing yoga*

<dninj_wd> yeah you're all doing dude-yoga now, i bet
<Jeff_VRZ> no, I am doing yago
<Krillye> :D
<TMR{C0S}> And i'm working the camcorder...

04/3/2008
discussing the ZX81..

<Shockwav3> http://zx81.republika.pl/gfxcompo/XavSnap/hi-res/stafford_icon.gif
<Shockwav3> there :)
<djinn_wd> look, it's a noise-dithered man in monochrome
<Shockwav3> on a zx81 :)
<TMR{C0S}> So there you go, *that's* impressive... still don't see why you asked for a definition, though.
<yago> isnt that floyd-steinberg?
<yago> i mean, the dithering, not the person

10/2/2008
<Jucke> anybody seen Frantic? he was at my place tonight on a data meeting, and now when i woke up he is gone. (:
<djinn_wd> Jucke: any second now he will storm in with breakfast, being the loving datahusband he is
<rambones> jucke: he always leaves after sex ?
<aegis> Jucke, did you check under your bed?
<rambones> maybe he is sleeping in the toilet
<aegis> or if he's anything like astu; did you check any garbage cans?
<Jucke> i have checked in all rooms in my 1-room flat, and he is definately not here. the only place i havent checked are the diskboxes.

19/1/2008
<desowin> can SID die due to electrolytic capacitor, ceramic capacitor or some 74lsXX?
<djinn_wd> possibly from some malfunct 74LS, but not from a dodgy cap
<soundis> I heard that if you play really bad old game music from 82 it will kill itself
<djinn_wd> i heard that when you start up a tune by Ed, the SID pulls its legs out of the board and tries to escape out through the user port

10/1/2008
<Hoild> There is a huge popular misconception about digital cables being the be-all messiah solution for audio!!! -Not even digital cabling is entirely free of anomalies!
<Hoild> Example: If I cut your digital audio cable, it causes a considerable detoriation in audio volume.
<Pongham> Hoild: i have the solution: use sonic waves to transport audio!
<gregg> Pongham: hey, that's an interesting and new concept
<Pongham> i never heard of that before, maybe i should patent it
<streetuff> then i'll patent ROT26 encryption
<gregg> streetuff: too late
<gregg> streetuff: I already patented double ROT13
<Pongham> gregg: bad luck for you, i patented ROT2 13 times before that

21/11/2007
<nucleu1> btw. marusha isn't trance/techno anymore
<groepaz> so now she is just an ugly bitch but keeps quiet?

09/11/2007
..FMan links a picture..

<FMan> another shot of the girl
<FMan> (and elderly people going through their bags)
<FMan> she's not that pretty IMHO
<djinn_wd> i'd intercourse her
<FMan> ok
<FMan> she is 18 I think
<djinn_wd> i'd intercourse her
<FMan> ok
<FMan> she over-uses facial expressions
<djinn_wd> to compensate for her lack of vocal expression?
<djinn_wd> i mean, i'd intercourse her
<FMan> ok
<FMan> then you would find out how her vocal expression is
<djinn_wd> or maybe i'd just find a second set of facial expressions
<FMan> if you prefer women who scream
<djinn_wd> yeah, i'd prefer screaming instead of pantomiming

16/10/2007
<FMan> I downloaded books about witchcraft
<djinn_wd> aha.. so, have you started practicing yet?
<FMan> no, I will read the alchemy books I downloaded first

06/10/2007
<krill> i'm quite amazed how well i get along with the women i had sex with and still have a normal platonic friendship with
<djinn_wd> that stuff usually goes well or crashes and burn...badly
<djinn_wd> "sorry we don't match anymore, i have to run away and pretend this never happened"
<Krill> hmm... dunno, was never meant to be more than sex from both sides
<Jeff_VRZ> sex in both ears?

27/9/2007
[14:48] <Trazan-WOK> fsdfhasdkjfhajk[ldf
[14:49] <yago> Trazan: could you elaborate a bit on that ?

12/9/2007
<djinn_wd> wow that's one big-ass argument going on in the OxPaint comments
<plr> djinn_wd: plz don't come here with serious stuff, we are discussing the kuk :D
<djinn_wd> plr: hey mr kuk, how's it goin'?
<plr> djinn_wd: fine thanks, i thought about you the other morning :P
<plr> jag åt morot + gröt till frukost
<djinn_wd> oh, i'm flattered. i don't know of anyone who thinks of me when they have m
<djinn_wd> ah
<djinn_wd> i thought you were thinking of me in relation to your morning wood

11/9/2007
<Jari---> ai = love in Chinese, ai = it hurts in Finnish
<Ronkham> ai = anal intruder
<XmikeX> ai = bad spielberg movie (english)

11/9/2007
<Jeff_VRZ> knackebrød is 5 percent bread, 95percent air
<ZrX-oMs_> 1percent stone
* aleksie joined the chat room.
<Jeff_VRZ> ah yes
<FMan> Jeff: so is almost all food
<FMan> at least in <my country>
<Jeff_VRZ> FMan: sure... soup is 95percent air? :)
<FMan> but that may not be the norm in the civilized world
<FMan> Finnish soup is
<djinn_wd> all finnish meals are 20percent cigarettes and 80percent finlandia
<Jeff_VRZ> :)
<rambones> and again, finlandia is 5percent potatoes
<rambones> so you get something to eat afterall

07/9/2007
<Bordeaux> i can't stand fake shit though.. had to send back fake memory again this week, this time from one of my top3 trusted sources.. scary shit
<Bordeaux> one day i might not spot it coz fakes keep getting harder to notice.. i mean.. chinese producers are learning how to spell english words now

24/6/2007
<rambones> nobody won the lotto, so now there are 58 millions
<Krillye> yes, and chances that you win are less than that you get cancer
<FMan> more effort next week, to bring it home
<FMan> so first you need to get cancer and then you will win the lotto guaranteed?

07/6/2007
<JariSantah-> I must say that pornography can be often better choice than a girlfriend experiment went wrong

26/5/2007
<Knoeki> my next BASIC demo will parodize some assembler effects.

24/2/2007
* aleksieshitting joined the chat room.
<aleksieshitting> coffee & irc at the toilet, now this is luxury
<FMan> iffy and cork
<aleksieshitting> i guess i'll do first flush after the first piles to avoid the worst smell
<aleksieshitting> makes the coffee more enjoyable
<djinn_wd> so elite
<djinn_wd> laptop'ing with coffee from toilet
<djinn_wd> you are optimizing your living
<aleksieshitting> wow newspaper too
<aleksieshitting> no this is communicator
<aleksieshitting> no laptop
<aleksieshitting> i've got national mensa magazine here too, could use that for wiping

30/1/2007
<aleksie> I farted
<djinn_wd> awh :)
<gr> aleksie: did your neighbour mention it ?

26/1/2007
* djinn_wd orders 2 x 667mhz ddr2 so-dimm's
<Style_CHM> I have 2G DDR2/667 in my laptop
<djinn_wd> and soon i will too
<Style_CHM> my laptop rocks - ubuntu EE+XGL+Beryl=Happy Style
<djinn_wd> mine rocks too
<djinn_wd> physically as well
<djinn_wd> it's really slim
<Style_CHM> waddya get?
<djinn_wd> and not a single thing sticking out anywhere - total monolith
<djinn_wd> macbook
<Style_CHM> ahhh
<Style_CHM> mine is a INspiron 9400
<djinn_wd> osx aqua = xgl-predecessor = orig. super happy style
<Style_CHM> pretty big and heavy, more like a luggable desktop :D
<HoildAWAY> I prefer PBooks (same case on MBP as well) -- da smooth
<Style_CHM> yeh, my missus' mac runs OSX
<Jazzcat> PC stats
<Jazzcat> yay
<Jazzcat> \o/
<Style_CHM> I prefer linux over windows or OSX - but OSX is cool
<Jazzcat> it's not how big it is but how u use it? heheh no pun intended
<djinn_wd> you were premature with that comment, jc
<djinn_wd> we haven't begun measuring pecs
<djinn_wd> ..specs

26/11/2006
<TMR{C0S}> Back in a mo, need to argue with the washing machine.
* TMR{C0S} is now known as TMR_Away
<rambones> do sane people argue with washing machines ?
<Fungus\N0> lol
<Inge_HVSC> yes
<rambones> what good is that gonna do ? the machine will just continue its program anyhow
<rambones> "hey machine! you are on the wrong program, switch to 4!" - "No! i am not!"
<TMR_Away> You haven't met our washing machine, i swear it's sentient.
* TMR_Away is now known as TMR{C0S}
<Inge_HVSC> it usually helps to get out some frustration and lower the blood pressure ;-)
<djinn_wd> you're just saying that as an excuse to go have a ride on it
<TMR{C0S}> Every time i call it something rude it throws up an error 20 message and stops.
<TMR{C0S}> Do i look like the sort of person who rides on the washing machine?
<TMR{C0S}> That's what the dishwasher is for.

16/8/2006
<White_Flame> Was I alone in thinking you could just interlace so much that you could get REALLY flickery 256 shades per RGB 24-bit color from a C64 back then? :)
<groepaz> i remember some demo that showed "256" colors....and all it did was some dithering o_O
<Zonkham> White_Flame: no you were only alone with your 1965 TV set which had an afterglow of 30 minutes
<White_Flame> heh
* Zonkham still believes that polish people love interlace so much because their old russian tv sets dont show any flickering :D
<groepaz> hehe
<groepaz> good old green monochrom monitors....
* White_Flame has an amber mono monitor :)
<soundis> yeah I had on of those, you could hunt bugs in your code after you switched the monitor off

14/8/2006
<Jeff_VRZ> yum! milk!
<ZrX-oMs> manmilk?
<Jeff_VRZ> if you like
<ZrX-oMs> yes
<Jeff_VRZ> :)
<ZrX-oMs> Why deny
<ZrX-oMs> Anything goes when TMR's around.
<Jeff_VRZ> yup!
<TMR{C0S}> Sorry, i was taking the Hobbits to Isengard...?
* ZrX-oMs starts to sharpen the edges of his giant paddle...
<Unaz> what did you say?
<TMR{C0S}> i said that they're taking the Hobbits to Isengard. =-)
<Bizz{COS}> And I'll be taking the hobbits to "upyerarse" if you're not careful! ;-)
<TMR{C0S}> Promises, promises...

14/8/2006
<retro> ROLAND RAT!!!!
<_Oswald_> roland rat race
<retro> _Oswald_: Oh well.. The rat race is way before the series.. =) Got the whole album.
<_Oswald_> album of what?
<TMR{C0S}> The series was after the original morning segment on TVAM... =-)
<retro> _Oswald_: Roland Rat. It's like the muppets... but brittish...
<_Oswald_> I was referring to an old game called roland's rat race
<TMR{C0S}> Technically, the Muppets are British; they were bankrolled and made over here...
<AMJ> tmr coincidentally, all brits are muppets
<TMR{C0S}> Yes, we're all operated with rods... makes programming difficult, they get in the way of the keyboard!

13/5/2006
* Fjullis (53f97933@webchat.xs4all.nl) has joined channel c-64
<Fjullis> ello all
<djinn_wd> hello
<Fjullis> is this channel where c64 people is?
<djinn_wd> Fjullis, this is where c-64 users keep their pets online
<ZrX-oMs_> All the c64 people are in the wax museum.
<djinn_wd> the actual users themselves are.. yeah. in a wax museum :/
<Fjullis>ah good then i have come to right place
<Fjullis> i had vic64 when i was boy
<puterman> and now you're a girl?

25/4/2006
<Jarious> Everyday, 200 million couples around the world have sex, which is about over 2000 couples at any given moment.
<Jarious> "Women are most likely to want to have sex when they are ovulating."
<djinn_wd> what about the ones who have sex in groups of 3+?
<AMJ> threesomes are overrated... except when the two other guys are really hot

24/4/2006
* ccr makes a small puddle on the floor.
* Trez makes a small poodle on the floor
* ZrX-oMs faints a small poodle on the floor
<ZrX-oMs> ^- I'm with stupid
<ZrX-oMs> Oh, wait
<ZrX-oMs> fuck
<ZrX-oMs> That doesn't work so well

25/2/2006
<AMJ> what a way to spend a friday evening though... chatting here and listening to my roommate banging his gf
<XmikeX> <AMJ> he does a better AMJ than I do
<XmikeX> <XmikeX> indeed
<XmikeX> <LucaFIRE> ciao a tutti!!! la potenza d'italia !
<AMJ> <AMJ> man, this is depressing... somebody surpasses me in being me :(

14/2/2006
* balois has quit ("I HAVE ESTABLISHED MY THRONE INSIDE YOUR HEART http://www.tlig.org/msg/vass768.html | http://www.voxdomini.com.pl/tlig/Z_63.html 1.12.92")
<djinn_wd> I WILL ESTABLISH MY THIRD LEG IN YOUR RECTUM IF YOU DON'T STOP YOUR CHRISTIAN PSALM QUIT MSG SPAM
<djinn_wd> skip the third leg part and replace with FOOT
<Graham667> both feet
<djinn_wd> yes both feet
<Graham667> and jump from 10m tower
<djinn_wd> and that too
<djinn_wd> and land on a thumbtack
<locutus> and a thermonuclear device
<djinn_wd> yes, yes

12/2/2006
<FMan> Monk: it's only a question of wiggling the stick fast enough between the different directions, to get a similar movement as you'd get from a mouse :P I've filled my HD with 80 GB of stuff in two months...

18/1/2006
On purchasing used C-64's on e-bay..

<`Tristan> anytips for me Shockwav3 ?
<Shockwav3> not really
<Shockwav3> i can only say auctions that somewhere say "tested" or have like loads of stuff with it usually end up way too high
<`Tristan> ok. whats the lowest you spent on a c64 off ebay?
<Shockwav3> ~10$ for a breadbox and a C64C + competition pro
<`Tristan> sweet
<Shockwav3> another good idea prolly is to wait 3-4 weeks as well, prices are quite high atm
<Shockwav3> prolly after xmas shopping
<`Tristan> k,. thanks a bunch.
<`Tristan> man.. some of these 64's are dirty. Looks like boogers stuck in this 1541..

Tristan pastes a link to e-bay..

<Shockwav3> looks okay to me
<Shockwav3> but 40$ is quite a lot
<H0LL0WMAN> boogers on the diskdrive and crazy cars original on disk.. lovely
<ccr> I always clean the stuff I buy first anyway
<Shockwav3> yup
<Shockwav3> cleaning is a must
<Shockwav3> only thing i didn't clean was the plus/4 that was still sealed
<ccr> heh
<djinn_wd> a booger probably made its way inside anyway
<`Tristan> I saw one that had cheetos and crumbs all in between the keys. I didnt know that Count Zero was selling his gear.

18/12/2005
<djinn_wd> are you implying that girls have minds? i don't believe you
<FungusN0S> girls do, most times they are completely insane, but that's to be expected.
<Zonkham> djinn_wd: girls have a global mind... kinda like the borg in star trek, if one girl knows something, all girls know it

03/10/2005
<djinn_wd> anyone caught the eclipse just 10-15 mins ago?
<djinn_wd> wasn't much, but..
<_SCouT_> djinn_wd: i did
<Jucke> djinn: eclipse? where?
<djinn_wd> Jucke, umm, on the sky, the sun, you know :)
<_SCouT_> quite cool tho. i work in a forest and all the birds started tweeting =)
<djinn_wd> was at peak 11:13 CET
<djinn_wd> but wasn't more than 25percent or so i think, so it wasn't too noticable
<_SCouT_> they thought the evening started
<_SCouT_> and now they shut up again
<Jeff_VRZ> stupid animals :)
<_SCouT_> somebody should tell them about this
<Jeff_VRZ> heh yeah.... don't have a english->animal dictionary here though

30/9/2005
<Jari---> the Windows search dog looks really excited when it searches through my porn folders

08/6/2005
...
[13:15] <cupid_hit> that is also the reason why hitmen never topped the charts
[13:16] <trazan> Why top the charts, when you can be on top of old men for money?

12/1/2005
[17:44] <_Oswald_> someone should finally write a stable irq faq
[17:44] <_Oswald_> that question arises too often
[17:44] <_Oswald_> anyway l8rs
[17:44] * _Oswald_ has left channel c-64
[17:44] <Krillye> _Oswald_: no, a cstdlib. commodore st...
[17:44] <Krillye> grr.
[17:44] <djinn_wd> Krillye will set the world free
[17:44] <Krillye> djinn_wd: yeah, right, with c64 demos =)
[17:45] <djinn_wd> today, c64 demos. tomorrow, demo school in Vandalism News
[17:46] <Krillye> djinn_wd: problem is, everything you managed to understand yourself is boring to teach to others ;)
[17:47] <TMR{C0S}> That's why Bayliss has so much fun writing tech articles... he hasn't a fucking clue how things work! =-)
[17:47] <Krillye> hehehe
[17:47] <djinn_wd> haha
[17:47] <djinn_wd> well, he manages somehow ;)
[17:47] <Krillye> what kind of articles does he write? "how to swap mem areas"?
[17:48] <TMR{C0S}> He did a piece about crunchers for Publication.
[17:48] <Krillye> "how to let a sprite stop before a wall"?
[17:48] <Krillye> ah, ok
[17:48] <TMR{C0S}> Hold on, it was so funny i converted it to HTML...
[17:48] <TMR{C0S}> http://80.6.178.104/crunchers.html

... some moments of cruncher/packer theory studies later ...

[17:51] <djinn_wd> TMR{C0S}, what a horrible article....
[17:51] <TMR{C0S}> djinn: there's more on his site too and a "review" of GO(V) in PBC54 too...!
[17:51] <djinn_wd> $00 == wasted space
[17:51] <djinn_wd> finally I got that sorted out
[17:51] <djinn_wd> i was so confused
[17:52] <TMR{C0S}> Yeah... apparently packers don't deal with anything else?
[17:52] <Krillye> haha
[17:53] * se7en has joined channel c-64
[17:53] <djinn_wd> i like how he cross-refers the hex/dec table with packers, calling it vital knowledge
[17:53] <djinn_wd> apparently these two are tightly knit
[17:53] <Krillye> WOW
[17:53] <Krillye> =)
[17:54] <TMR{C0S}> http://www.redesign.sk/tnd64/commodore_scene.html <-- more Bayliss musings...

...

[18:50] <fefa> does games use uncompressed sprites/graphics in memory or is it possible to use them in some compressed form?
[18:52] <Graline3> fefa: c64 = too slow to do anything like that
[18:53] <Graline3> fefa: also, dont expect 63 bytes to compress very good
[18:53] <Krill> Graline3: ok, let's not feed the troll.
[18:54] <djinn_wd> i was about to say the same to fefa :P
[18:54] <fefa> what's the theory behind the crunchers?
[18:54] <djinn_wd> they are both having their tug of war it seems :)
[18:54] <djinn_wd> fefa, $00 = wasted space
[18:54] <djinn_wd> and that's all you need to know
[18:55] <fefa> djinn_wd: that's for packer's... not the same for crunchers, isn't it? huffman codes?
[18:55] <djinn_wd> packer? cruncher? i can't say what goes for what until you tell me the size of your program
[18:55] <djinn_wd> 242 blocks max, or you're outta here

28/10/2004
<Jucke> yeah, heard smack is good too.. you dont even have to go to the toilet anymore.. you just shit yourself down and smile instead. (:

02/3/2004
[16:17] <Apa-Wok> greet [nick] on Onjoin
[16:18] <[VDK]> suck [dick] on onjoin
[16:18] <cupid_hit> wince on OnPenetrate - lubricant

12/1/2004
<sack> i think the only part of my body that's in any kind of shape is my wrists actually... (play bass before you pass comment on my hobbies)
* TMR{C0S} has good legs, or so he's told...
<sack> there are fringe benefits to playing bass and having stamina and minger fitness....
<sack> minger? finger... where the fuck did that come from
<cupid_hit> HAHAHAAAAA
* sack must stop trying to type sober
<cupid_hit> not much of a class groupie crowd, eh?
<cupid_hit> "yes, we do play camp sites, why?"
<sack> i do weddings, funerals and childrens parties
<cupid_hit> always chasing the fast shag
<sack> heh yeah... pity they always outrun me :)
<TMR{C0S}> No comment... and you tore my dress!
<sack> gah.. that wasn't you friday was it?
<cupid_hit> but you are no minger
<sack> thought the tattoos looked familiar
<cupid_hit> slapper, yes, but monger
<cupid_hit> minger
<cupid_hit> gee monger
<cupid_hit> fishy that
* TMR{C0S} has never been called a slapper before, at least not in that context!

10/12/2003
17:59] <Trz_HIT> Cool....GEOS/RADWAR....good release
[17:59] <cupid_hit> trz what does the trainer menu say/
[17:59] <cupid_hit> "enhanced speed? [y|n]
[17:59] <Trz_HIT> Unlimited waste of time Y/N:
[17:59] <Steppe> GEOS +6+HI+D

06/12/2003
<MacbthPSW> "I'm so old school, they tore the school down!"

03/12/2003
[ ..about modding PS2 consoles.. ]
<Zer0-X> Made a record. Took 1h 45m to take the thing apart and install the chip.
<blackd_wd> Zer0-X: ill be sending my ps2's to you from now on :)
<Zer0-X> I got a friend who don't have a thumb and he installed one Messiah.
<Zer0-X> He also swapped PSX BIOS into PSOne to get rid of the regionlock :)
<gilligan_> did he have both thumbs BEFORE he started trying to mod consoles?

03/12/2003
<XmikeX> DJINN IS STRANGELY SILENT
<XmikeX> i don't like this
<XmikeX> :D
<Jari--> he's gathering mana

02/12/2003
<cupid_hit> actually I found a post on a BT site yesterday in a forum about pic sets where someone asked how aria looks like ;-)
<cupid_hit> that's gotta hurt, being a lamer on a wanker board

02/12/2003
[... about grouphug.us ...]
<Djinn_WD> " I'm in class right now and I want to hook up with the guy next to me"
<cupid_hit> I masturbate while beating dead animals that I found on the side of the road...does this make me weird?
<Djinn_WD> channel 109071354 - i have a crush on santa clause... and that to me, is so wrong.
<Djinn_WD> channel 491399976 - one time, i jerked off in my car while driving down the highway...with a lot of traffic going by...at car level. I dont know if i was seen or not, but when i came, i had to eat my cum for the first time cause i had nowhere else to put it.
<cupid_hit> well, that can happen to anyone
<Jari--> hahahaha
<Djinn_WD> ofcourse
<Djinn_WD> common scene
<Djinn_WD> nothing weird about it at all
<Jari--> we all do it
<cupid_hit> normally you wait for speeding cops and smear it on their uniform
<Jari--> cum on their uniform?
<Steppe> bah, girls don't do that! ts ts!
<jack216> sounds nice
<cupid_hit> no, you already have the cum on your hand remember?
<Jari--> girls will ejaculate on the cops face
<Jari--> (that takes some talents!)
<Steppe> not all girls are from the squirting class ;-)
<cupid_hit> especially the ejaculation, yes
<cupid_hit> you might want to check the "girls" you hang out with twice
<Jari--> :D

22/11/2003
[05:22] <Motley> fuck I should go to bed too
[05:22] <Motley> and maybe to fuck
[05:23] <XmikeX> OK..laterZ
[05:23] <Motley> Hmm I think I will do that
[05:23] <Motley> l8r mike
[05:23] <Motley> just gotta "call" antidote first
[05:23] * XmikeX (xmikex@08-108.148.popsite.net) Quit (TRISTAN OF HBI)
[05:24] <Motley> Online voting
[05:24] <Motley> should I FUCK or NOT ?
[05:24] <abd> is there 'i don't care' option?

20/11/2003
[01:29] <Kaepten> man
[01:29] <Kaepten> i got an illusion
[01:32] <AMJ> drug induced or the normal sort?
[01:32] <Kaepten> man, i got a vision
[01:33] <AMJ> drug induced or...

05/11/2003
<Kaepten> anyone like to trade sids against mods?

19/10/2003
<Jazzcat> too early to call germany i wonder?
<Coda> 5.09 here in Ger,
<blackd_wd> 05:00
<Coda> Germ
<Jazzcat> lol
<blackd_wd> depends on the person I guess :)
<Jazzcat> slator would be pissed
<Coda> hehe yes
<Jazzcat> ;)
<Jazzcat> and drunk too
<Coda> lol
<Coda> happens :-)
<Jazzcat> oh well, he may like an aussie accent busting is balls at this hour of the morning
<Jazzcat> or maybe i am confused with a certain finnish scener
* Jazzcat shrugs

24/8/2003
<blackd_wd> damn this coke is too warm
<puterman> blackd_wd: your nose is bleeding?

12/8/2003
<biotek> I've never heard a blown transistor generate noise?
<Djinn_WD> biotek, never heard a HD about to die? :)
<Djinn_WD> Not noise, a high pitched sound
<Djinn_WD> It's about up there in the 8khz region
hmmm... it seems like the sound changes on HD-activity...
<Djinn_WD> Just where it becomes hard to locate it
<XmX> djinn, you never heard amj about to climax ?
<Djinn_WD> o.O
<XmX> djinn, it's about up there in the 8khz region

30/5/2003
<nmioaon> zero-x: can you explain me why the finnish coders are the best ?
<nmioaon> zero-x: before you answer that, i have a theory, you wanna hear it ?
<ccr> I have a theory too
<nmioaon> ccr: here with it
<ccr> it's about how all finnish coders are actually children of MrSex

21/3/2003
*** C-64 (salt@disgust.wariaci.net) has joined channel channel c-64
<C-64> wow
<C-64> ello
<C-64> how many peoples:)
<DeeKay> yes, we have many peoples here: Finns, Swedish, Germans, Americans... even AMJ! ;-)

09/3/2003
<jESSiKAAA> i need to go to one of those places
<jESSiKAAA> where you stay for a week
<jESSiKAAA> and clean out your colon
<jESSiKAAA> and intestines
<jESSiKAAA> movie stars go there :D
<jESSiKAAA> its some ranch
<noxStudy> it's called 'the toilet'
<noxStudy> people go there every day

10/2/2003
[14:21] <DaneCrest> The mere thought of Floppy gets me all excited
<DaneCrest> All those sweaty men huddled together in the dark
<nucleus> :)))
<nucleus> bending over, looking at monitors ... huh
<DaneCrest> I can't help dropping disks labelled 'Meet Crest' on the floor :)
<cupid_hit> cuddling together in the dark
<cupid_hit> "meet crest" $5 for 30 minutes, all services
<DaneCrest> $5? I'm cheaper than that :)

21/1/2003
<nucleus-> anyone had balls to install usb modems under linux? :)
<cupid_hit> using your balls as a modem? god, you ARE messed up
<nucleus-> psst, don't tell anyone
<nucleus-> balls makes the best modulation and compression of data :)
<AMJish> "aah, I'm getting two gigabytes of data... ooooh yeaaah"

17/1/2003
<Graham> Dj_Wolf: you have diskdrive?
<Dj_Wolf> no, only cassette drive
<Dj_Wolf> and some cassettes to it, of course :P
<XmikeX> hi DJ_Wolf@1983.c64.org
<Dj_Wolf> no, im not him...

29/11/2002
<Zer0-X> Dressboy dressboy dressboy, I made you out male. Dressboy dressboy dressboy, with dressboy I shall play...
<TMR{C0S}> i can't do a koala, but i have a couple of badgers and a ferret?
TMR{C0S} looks at Zer0-X - you're not my type...? =-)

05/11/2002
<pi[ch64]> and decaf doesn't even taste like coffee anymore
<fortytwo> Deadbeat: i agree,
<amj> decaf is like oral sex without coming in her mouth - what's the fucking point :D

02/11/2002
<XmikeX> CNN - HULLUMAKIMAA, SUOMI - 02/11/2002 : Riots broke out today as angry finns deprived of b00ze demanded...well..b00ze!

<XmikeX> CNN - HULLUMAKIMAA, SUOMI - 02/11/2002 : A local shopkeep found his store completely violated, "Yah, I came down here and I found slobbering b00zers on the floor... and some women were stuffing the salmiac into private areas too!

<Graham_> CNN - FLENSBURG, GERMANY - 03/11/2002 : finns invaded germany to get cheap booze, they first have taken the strategical important locations called "calle grænser shop" and "dan-shop" at the danish border...

<Graham_> CNN - FLENSBURG, GERMANY - 08/11/2002 : the finns who have taken "calle grænser shop" are still not willing to surrender their booze. german forces described the situation as quite bad since "calle grænser shop" is known for having a lot of booze storage. it might take a long time even for the finns to run out of booze and leave their covers in search for more.

<XmikeX> CNN - AUX-EN-BAINS, FRENCH REPUBLIC - 09/11/2002 : The Finnish"b00zekrieg" continues into its first week. Swarms of former Nokia employees entered France this morning. "They said they were here to install cell towers! So we let them in, and now...all the grapes (EVEN THE ROTTING ONES NOT FIT FOR VINEGAR) are gone !! Of course, now we have no choice but to surrender...like we always do!", said one bewildered Frenchman.

28/10/2002
<Xiny> May I suggest Jeff - Blowing ;)
<Xiny> Really cool work, as always.
<cupid_hit> oh yeah, jeff's blowing is legendary
<Grue> when played with realthing naturally :)
<Xiny> Yup yup.
* pi[ch64] also often remembers the glad hours with jeff blowing
<Xiny> =)
<cupid_hit> jeff and the famous skin flute

27/10/2002
[the proof that TMR is a Woman!]

<WVL_KsZeN> haha, I know how to get the coders horny ;)
<WVL_KsZeN> com'on tmr, link! ;) need some help?
<WVL_KsZeN> I'm lonely tonite, so I can do some code :)
<TMR{C0S}> i had a busy day, i'm too tired - if i get time, i'll get on with linking tomorrow!

27/10/2002
<Brix> Your butt is wide, well mine is too. Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you. The word is out, better treat me right, cause I'm the king of cellulite. Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right
<No-XS> sugarhill gang?
<XmikeX> no-xs !! :D
<No-XS> heya xmikex~
<Brix> My zippers bust, my buckles break, I'm too much man for you to take, The pavement cracks when I fall down. I've got more chins than Chinatown
* Quits: TranceXST (~tg7@pD95494CE.dip.t-dialin.net) (Ping timeout)
<Brix> Well, I've never used a phone booth And I've never seen my toes. When I'm goin' to the movies I take up seven rows
<^Fungus^> Im fat
<^Fungus^> Im fat
<^Fungus^> I know it
<^Fungus^> uh!
<Brix> Weird Al - "Fat" or: "The Ballad of Airwolf/GP"
<^Fungus^> buhaha

23/10/2002
<Grue> OMG, just noticed that playboy aint gay magazine, why then use such name! very traumatic experience

18/10/2002
<Zer0-X> My neighbours are having a party. Even my chair moves 10cm in half hour.
<ccr_> Zer0-X, they are some parapsychologists on drugs, trying out their psychokinetic talents?
<Zer0-X> ccr: If that is the scientific definition of drunken fucks, then yes.

17/10/2002
<_Zer0-X_> What does "off piste" mean?
<Stryyker> ok
* taper_3ad has joined channel c-64
<taper_3ad> ppl
<Stryyker> Taper
* Commodore sets mode: +o taper_3ad
<Jucke> taper
<Stryyker> I think I need to finish learning english first :)
<slut_or> off piste = off track
<slut_or> taper, jucke
<taper_3ad> slator
<taper_3ad> jucke!
<Krill> while "off" is english in "off piste"
<_Zer0-X_> In finnish "piste" means dot.
<_Zer0-X_> dot/point
<_Zer0-X_> -> .
<Krill> piste in german may also mean runway... which is a kinda track, of course
<Stryyker> sounds like pissed to me
<_Zer0-X_> I just hope Jeff doesn't appear and tell us what it means in danish language :)
<slut_or> lol
* MiSFiT^ is away (*away*)
<slut_or> jeff seems to be in prison
<slut_or> at least I did not see him in here for some time
* slut_or is now known as slator
<Stryyker> I have never seen any Danish stuff on tv :(
<slator> lol, we have 2 danish TV stations here
<kbs> jeff would say that "piste" is a sort of tea with urin in it
<slator> LOL
<slator> pisse tee

07/10/2002
<XmikeX> IS ANYONE AWAKE AT THIS FUNERAL ?
<AMJ> NO, SO YOU CAN GET BACK ON TOP OF THE CORPSE

04/10/2002
<fierman> id rather shag sheep than dead ppl
<cupid_hit> shepshaggers are people from .nz
<blackd_wd> we all have our priorities :)
<cupid_hit> oz is just inbreeding
<BriteLite> fierman: what about dead sheep? =)

24/9/2002
* Grue thinks that theres big penis in his pants, but it was just big poo bar
<AMJ> ahh I was just wondering where I put it... thanks

20/9/2002
<Jari--> anyone here ever played with sliplogin or other slip "servers"?
<cupid_pda> girls?

17/9/2002
<TranceXST> and i don't have any girls currently, my last was 15 ;)
<BriteLite> I was...had a girl once...

17/9/2002
<Jish> me like air. me like hot air come from behind, make thunder sound, smell like when light flash burn wife.

16/9/2002
<CA5E> frank: soon i'll be able to email you a live picture of me from my new phone when i have figured out how to use it.
<anonym> that's the phone that they were advertising all over london... tmobile
<CA5E> yeah, thats the one, only i have it with the orange network.
<cupid_pda> AARGHHH
<cupid_pda> pull out!
<cupid_pda> the sooner the better
<cupid_pda> (these three sentences could actually originate from a gaychannel, but never mind)

04/9/2002
[19:24] <No-XS> you can say anything of babelfish what you like; it still does better italian->english than italians themselves :)

02/9/2002
<Djinn_WD> I need to comply with obsess with cocacola
<Djinn_WD> immediat
<XmikeX> yes....welcome to our culture
<Djinn_WD> champaigne d'amerique :P

30/8/2002
<Da_Tommi> Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken. Well, you can still get one from a strange country....

30/8/2002
<^Fungus^> Scorpio are natural story tellers
<DeeKay> scorpio are natural gfxians! 8)
<DeeKay> ..atleast the ones from belgium with a goatie! ;D
<^Fungus^> DK: you scorpio too?
<DeeKay< scott: nopes.. gemini!
* nucleus cancer :)
<DeeKay> nucleus is a cancer? <:-) Wow, there's news for you! ;D And AMJ just told me that he has Super Monkey Balls! 8))
<nucleus> erm, cancer is not a horoscope sign?
<DeeKay> nuke: it is! ;) It was meant to be a pun! 8)
<DeeKay> double meaning, you know!..
<DeeKay> play on words..
<DeeKay> like if i say "AMJ is the most prominent member in this channel"! 8)

24/8/2002
[01:15] <cupid23> zyran, so far you did a good job filling the silence with mess :-)
[01:15] <Zyron> cupid: & yet I haven't said a word :)
[01:16] <cupid23> poke that sid :-)
[01:17] <cupid23> wow, imagine someone with the name sid in the scene, he'll be poked all the time
[01:17] <Zyron> this whole channel got mad since you started your IRC-quote-thingy-site ;)
[01:17] <cupid23> a bit like being in a war, when your name is william. "fire at will"
[01:17] <Zyron> haha
[01:18] <Zyron> or, imagine, your name was score, you'd get a HI! in every game!
[01:19] <Zyron> HI SCORE!!!
[01:19] *** LstCl^scx left channel c-64 (LstCl^scx)
[01:19] <cupid23> or your name is ned and your family name is trai
[01:20] <Zyron> there's a lot of those you know
[01:20] <cupid23> or you're japanese and your called ika ri and you have loads of talent
[01:20] <Zyron> their sons are usually called "Y" & their daughters "N" I think
[01:21] <cupid23> sometimes F1 and F3, makes it easier when they have 8 kids
[01:22] <Zyron> it's easier to crack by night if you have some kind of fair light
[01:22] <cupid23> and you try to set the ad straight
[01:23] <Zyron> I didn't manage to crack the damn game, but at least I triad
[01:23] <cupid23> fair light has always been a legend within the dominators
[01:24] <Zyron> ever tried travelling with domi natures
[01:24] <cupid23> you have to strike with some force
[01:24] <Zyron> domi na-tours
[01:24] <cupid23> to be one of the movers

20/8/2002
<Sabatini> I will go to bed
<Sabatini> pol_pot: make sure to come here more often
<Sabatini> great to see some real sceners here instead of all those idiots talking about gaysex
<Pol_Pot> i will man, take care
<Pol_Pot> gay sex? did i miss it!?

20/8/2002
<XmikeX> monk ... it is conceivable that you are an accident
<XmikeX> a mistake
<XmikeX> a blurb
<XmikeX> a footnote
<XmikeX> an icon
<fade[ONS]> an american
<XmikeX> a bad crc check

19/8/2002
<DaneCrest> Time to leave before Amj gets all horny on Swedish bootye on me.
*** Signoff: DaneCrest ()
<DeeKay> dane knows already bout bootye? <:-)
<fedja> he knows when to make a quick exit
<DeeKay> fedja: yeah.. being used to all the laxatives AMJ is feeding him in all their kinky enema-sessions it's hardly surprising! ;)

18/8/2002
<WhiteFlam> Actually, I just got smooth-scrolling working in my minigame :)
* WhiteFlam is happy
<WhiteFlam> arg... up to 544 bytes so far! I need to do some trimming
<XmikeX> i c
<XmikeX> fascinating
<WhiteFlam> You got a minigame going?
<WhiteFlam> can't remember, I think I asked you before :)
<XmikeX> why the F would I
<WhiteFlam> to say "Mine's smaller than yours!"
<WhiteFlam> oh wait..

15/8/2002
<Stryyker> blane:How would you uncompress?
<blackd_wd> some sleep, or another dose of cocaine usually helps
<Stryyker> That'd kill my poor body :)
<blackd_wd> then use zip like the rest of the lamahs

13/8/2002
<[pixcow]> AMJ: -> Query, URGENT!
<[pixcow]> I need it, NOW
<[pixcow]> (moo)

09/8/2002
<Jish> you don't even seem to know people anymore?
<Sabatini> ok
<Sabatini> what groups you been in?
<Jish> am I going to get a lecture again about your oldskool status now?
<Jish> Byterapers, enough for you?
<Sabatini> and when?
<Sabatini> when did you start
<Sabatini> anyway doesnt matter
<Sabatini> you aint one of known byterapers members
<Jish> huh... I'll make it easier for you: I'm working, therefore under another nick
<Sabatini> so dont waste your time
<Jish> my real nick is on this channel too :D
<Jish> figure out the rest :D
<Jish> jesus, bad day or something? :D
<Jish> how many guesses will it take, is the burning issue now... :)
<Jish> oh well... how I wish Deadbeat was online now, he might have found this amusing too... :)
* Sabatini is now known as _Tiina_
<_Tiina_> hello
<_Tiina_> I have taken him away. Sorry it is the medicine
<_Tiina_> now I need to go help him
<_Tiina_> bye
* _Tiina_ has quit IRC

08/8/2002
<DeeKay> besides: the leaf on dylotic's bag suxXy0r! <:-) it's totally incorrect! the center one is by far the longest, and afair it's 7 leaves, not 9! And the camera's focus sucks too, btw! ;)
* DeeKay is in bitching mood, just in case someone hasn't noticed
<cavey> DeeKay: :D
<Zer0-X> Deekay's bitch. So what else is new?
<DeeKay> 0x: correction: i said "bitching mood", not "bitch"! 8) If i was to proclaim myself a bitch i would simply rename into AMJ! ;)

05/8/2002
<Djinn_WD> Men jag är inte smal ju, jag är rund som en nallebjörn nu.
<H0LL0WMAN> sluta ät kött ditt fetto
<blackd_wd> Djinn_WD: det är för att du gosar för mycket
<H0LL0WMAN> kanske du har råd att åka på partyn oxo
<puterman> Djinn_WD: Enda vägen ut för dig är att sluta äta kött helt och hållet.
<Djinn_WD> jag äter inte rött kött!
<Djinn_WD> jag äter fågel och fisk i köttväg bara.
<puterman> Djinn_WD: Var det inte du som lagade köttfärssås för någon vecka sedan?
<XmikeX> <Djinn_WD> Men jag är inte smal ju, jag är rund som en nallebjörn nu. <Djinn_WD> Man, I am not small like ju... I am round and not Bjorn Borg, no .. ?

05/8/2002
<XmikeX> there is a SWEDISH-BIKINI-TEAM (probably an american idea)
<XmikeX> hehe
<Metal_M> mmmm
<nucleus> there is also a SERBIAN-RADIOACTIVE-TEAM (probably an american idea)

30/7/2002
<TMR{C0S}> Weather report for those interested - it's pissing down in Leeds. =-)
<AMJ> I wish someone was pissing down on... never mind, wrong chan

26/7/2002
<fade[ONS]> there is only one true soccer hero.. ferenc puskas.. and puskas rhymes with uralkodas, so it's all good niggaz..

26/7/2002
[23:32] <cupid> I got a big videoconference presentation tomorrow, I should wear my kilt
[23:33] <grg_shape> :) ehm.. how about a bra and a mini skirt ?
[23:33] <Twoflower> Bra and kilt sounds fine to me.
[23:33] <Twoflower> High heels.
[23:33] <grg_shape> hairy legs
[23:34] <Twoflower> Full grewn beard.
[23:34] <fedja> yea
[23:34] <fedja> don't forget to do a couple of sharon stones while you're at it
[23:36] <Twoflower> This sounds like a mighty good videoconference, I say.

24/7/2002
*** tmb^ctr is now known as tmb^TSL
*** tmb^TSL is now known as tmb^trsi
<Alwyz\UDI> how many groups do you belong to?!!? heh
*** tmb^trsi is now known as IamLAME

24/7/2002
<trazan> Hello Penislovers
<Stryyker> trazan:That's a problem? You need to love it, play with it, stroke it, it's a pet
<trazan> I never said its a problem, Jeff and AMJ knows it!
<cupid> just don't talk to it
<_Zer0-X_> What's wrong about talking to it...
<_Zer0-X_> ...NO! It's MY turn to IRC now!

19/7/2002
<RaYzor> plz explain obsess with mansex
<RaYzor> immediat
<AMJ> you know... when a man feels a certain way about another man... you know about the bees and the flowers, right...

19/7/2002
<JeffCrest> AMJ: don't mind me, I'm on vodka tonight ;) and he's horny
* JeffCrest lights a cigarette, puts in in AMJ's mouth and smokes is via his ass

25/6/2002
<TBB> up the ass! UP THE ASS!
<ccr> is there any other way?
<TBB> down the throat! DOWN THE THROAT!

22/6/2002
*** C0untZ3r0 changes topic to '<AMJ> if I wasn't of such a high moral standard... - topic segfaulted - core dumped'

19/6/2002
<DeeKay> Hmm.. I think my cat used to be a roman emperor in a former life!
<morphfrog> DeeKay: It speaks only latin?:)
<DeeKay> nopes.. it's because its favourite pastime seems to be throwing up what it's just eaten! ;-)

14/6/2002
<HOLL0WMAN> deekay, here, have a megahawks music disk. you can always extract the mods if you dont like pc -> http://www.pouet.net/prod.php?which=6696
<DeeKay> hollow: wtf is "megahawks"? <:-)
<groepaz> dk: male version of megavixen ?
<groepaz> :=)
<DeeKay> grope: nopes, the male version of "megawichsen" is called "Metalvotze" around here! ;D

12/6/2002
<AMJ> woohoo, we have a platform-war :D
* Titan_AE thinks DeeKay is fanatic :) no doubt :)
<Djinn_WD> Titan_AE, so is Seven if you didn't notice.
<Djinn_WD> He is pro-Intel, DK is pro-PPC
<AMJ> I'm just a pro-stitute with a pro-state pro-blem

11/6/2002
<Zer0-X> German is a bit of middle-europe. Kinda like the ass of a man.
<JeffCrest> hmm, if Germany is the ass of a man, would Denmark then be the tits of that very same man?

09/6/2002
Djinn_WD: 24 hours later, and I still haven't been able to rebuild the partition table
DeeKay: damn, fuck that! ;)
Djinn_WD: Can't.. The data is vital
DeeKay: i see, it's an emergency: loss of pr0n! <;-)
DeeKay: You have my comfort!

03/6/2002
<Djinn_WD> jbevren, you using vmware?
<jbevren> nope
<Djinn_WD> Then who did?
<Djinn_WD> Nate?
<Djinn_WD> Just curious on how "stable" that is
<Djinn_WD> Since I really want to get away from windows, but due to certain issues still being bound to it's software
<Deadbeat> vmware is _extremely_ stable
<Djinn_WD> Deadbeat, is there anything you CAN'T run under it?
<AMJ> me - I only accept to being on top

30/5/2002
<XmikeX> tmb : u r right... germany wasn't even a unified country
<XmikeX> tmb : while you austrians were kicking ass with napoleon or something

29/5/2002
*** mat76 has joined channel c-64
* TMR{C0S} notes a fellow Brit arrive...
<Djinn_WD> Would this mat76 happen to be a fellow groupmate of yours, TMR?
<mat76> i'm not in any group
<mat76> jus' like the c64!
* TMR{C0S} waves from Leeds...
* Djinn_WD waves too, from the southest of Sweden
* AMJ waves too, with a helicopter motion from the groin area

29/5/2002
<Djinn_WD> I desperately need to take a shit, pardon my french
<_Monk_> djinn: no need to pardon - you did not have any french in that sentence
<AMJ> Djinn Take mine, it's standing here unused

23/5/2002
[assemblers]
<TMR_C0S> i never liked Turbo, i've always used Zeus.
<NinjaDRM> Hypra-Ass!
<teCworx> i used one from DigotalMarketing...the name was...aehhmm....dunno
<cupid_hit> if used that mr lee one, what's it called? vis-ass?
<TMR_C0S> i built a hybrid of Zeus that took out the shit monitor, enabled the AR fastload and assembled at 2MHz on a C128.
<cupid_hit> we should do some new ones, like "the ultimate ass" for a good one or one that is hard to use (vi like) "hairy ass"
<NinjaDRM> or a gnu-like project: open ass
<TMR_C0S> Ninja: =-)
<cupid_hit> m$ visual ass
<TMR_C0S> Eek! An M$ assembler for 6502?! The target files'd be over 64K long!

20/5/2002
* _pixman_ just arranged to bring a girl to our c64 demo party... you can register @ http://jam.c64.ch :D
<StryykerO> she doing a show?
<FRaNKy--> _pixman_ : if its not a stripper, i'm not interested
<_pixman_> mmh... maybe
<_pixman_> =)
<_pixman_> FRaNKy--: it's my ex girlfriend and last I heard from her she laid down some boys... quite evil she is =)
<StryykerO> how old?
<_pixman_> 17 ;>
<_pixman_> a REAL girl
<_pixman_> with hairs and lotsa flesh and blood
<cupid> and 3 penetrable holes and a valve to pump air in

23/4/2002
<HMMurdock> hi iopop Djinn_WD puterman!
<Djinn_WD> hmm
<iopop> hmm
<puterman> hmm

18/4/2002
<Deadbeat> cupid: hey, at least our language is somewhat aesthetic due to the masses of vowels.. polish suffers from massive shortage, german ain't nowhere near as bad but there could still be a bit more vowels ;=)
<cupid_hit> maybe that is why most polish demos lack pronouns... like "this new demo done agnus group" "coing up picture valsary"
<cdj74> ouch... don´t be mean ;)
<cupid_hit> no I am serious, if I wanted to be mean I'd have phrased that differently
<cupid_hit> and being the laid back peaceloving human being that I am I would never do that.
<cupid_hit> und jetzt halts maul du depp :-)

18/4/2002
<nucleus-> I see clearly my bed
<Stryyker> Sweet dreams Nucleus
<nucleus-> and I have a cunning plan ;]
<|cy[ool> cunning stunt
<Djinn_WD> stunning cunt
<Djinn_WD> I rule

06/4/2002
<fade_> there is a time that is too early too booze?
<slator> yep, the time you puke over yourself
<JeffCrest> Slator: yes :)))))))
<fade_> heh, i call that foreplay :)
<slator> LOL
<slator> I call it sick
<fade_> you dont live in OZ.. it's called romance here :)

29/3/2002
<AMJ> damn this Mr. Oizo remix of Air's Don't be light owns
<Djinn_WD> ooh oizo remix of an air-track?
<Djinn_WD> AMJ, dcc
<Djinn_WD> hit me
* TMR_C0S hits Djinn_WD. =-)
<AMJ> too stoned, sorry =)
<Djinn_WD> no comeon, it's just a buttonclick away
<Djinn_WD> thanks tmr, that was almost what I wanted :)
* TMR_C0S puts the fibreglass cane away - y'welcome. =-)
<Djinn_WD> Fibreglass, is that what's "hip" today in dom-society? :)
<TMR_C0S> No, just cheaper than a real cane and low maintenance - and i can pretend it's a light sabre too! =-)

29/3/2002
<steyn|rec> i signed my taxpaper yesterday ...
<steyn|rec> lots of zeros and a signature
<steyn|rec> :]
<Reyn> I wish I would have to pay lots and lots and lots of taxes!!
<AMJ> I sense sarcasm in you, young jedi

28/3/2002
<Deadbeat> djinn: right.. in summertime when you're outdoors, you can drink as much as you want and you never get drunk
<Deadbeat> djinn: strange phenomenon, quite frustrating even
<XmikeX> i don't remember that physiology... alcohol + sweat... but i guess your alko blood level should rise more?
<cupid_pda> if you start sweating alcohol then you had enough
<cupid_pda> also when you burp and it smells of cum

14/3/2002
<SirShane> I hate kids. They're smelly, messy, loud, annoying. I can't stand them. And yes, i know i was once a kid.
<SirShane> Oh yeah, they're stupid too.
<ccr_> :)
<Bordeaux> sirshane "They're smelly, messy, loud, annoying." sound pretty much like any scene party i visited?

18/3/2002
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<Chiefy> yo
* Chiefy is away
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14/3/2002
<blackd_wd> damn all mags who only lists top channel 3 from light phenomena '92 compo, may them aaaaall burn ..
<blackd_wd> |cupid|: you dont happen to have the results from light phenomena '92 ? :)
<|cupid|> loads of drunk swedes???

14/3/2002
<MagerValp> i have 55m2 and $450 + internet
<Djinn_WD> 60m2 $390 no internet
<blackd_wd> 126m2 $800 + 2Mb
<Djinn_WD> yes
<Djinn_WD> but you're living with your boyfriend :)
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*** Scene sets mode: +o H0LLOWMAN
<blackd_wd> Djinn_WD: and here come yours
<Djinn_WD> :(
<H0LLOWMAN> :)

13/3/2002
<IZM> o god, i need a dictionary!
<stash> no you should need a brain
<IZM> i had a brain, its overated

08/3/2002
AMJ: oh well, gotta go now... Dina's tits are still waiting for my eager eyes... :)
DeeKay: AMJ: aww, come on! <:-) it just got funnie! ;D
AMJ: DK I know, by leaving now I might for once leave a positive impression about myself :D
AMJ: you leaving a positive expression is like Michael Jackson hoping that people see him as a black man! <:-)
AMJ: =) I just sprayed my monitor with saliva, that one oughta go to that quote gallery :D

08/3/2002
<WOODRAF> bye
<WOODRAF> woodraf@wp.pl
<Djinn_WD> .d64 = 100percent reply
<Djinn_WD> no spamming
<Jazzcat> djinn ;)
<Jazzcat> 100percent reply no d64 stealers!!!
<Djinn_WD> hahaha
<Stryyker> bah, I'm more hard core .d2m for me
<aAMJii> 100percent private anyways
<|cupid|> LOL, no handle on email, return attachments
<Zyron> NO CHEATING

08/3/2002
<stash> SyCo: chromance went mp3 way
<SLATOR> yes, they did
<SLATOR> cracking mp3 :D
<stash> ntsc fixing and training
<Stryyker> I prefer to be cracking fats than mp3
<SLATOR> mr mp3wax
<SyCo> Stash: yes, I heard that somehwere. Nowadays it is Mistah Wax and they mainly do hiphop if my information is right. the old man will never loose his tricks.
<Zyron> releasing unplayable mp3-previews

27/2/2002
*** HOLL0WMAN has joined channel c-64
<AMJ> this is russian roulette. now your task is to find out who I inserted it into, by his facial expression.
*** Scene sets mode: +o HOLL0WMAN
<suureeben> hollowman just got o, it must be him

27/2/2002
* AMJ wets his index finger and slides it in...
<suureeben> indexed addressing mode

27/2/2002
<AMJ> jeff you know, pi|ch64 has been eyeing me and flirting all day... I have to say I'm flattered, but still loyal to you of course
<JeffCrest> AMJ: yeah, almost fell in love with him too, thought his nick was pee

27/2/2002
<AMJ> jeff darling :) hairy kisses *muisk*
<JeffCrest> AMJ love! :) *deep anal fisting*

22/2/2002
<erikisch> Nåja.
<erikisch> Hejdå farbröderna.
<Djinn_WD> hejrå´ kärring :(
<erikisch> Kärring?! Jag är ju inte ens 25!
<erikisch> Jag är ju inte ens 24!
<erikisch> Jag är ju inte ens 23!
<biotek> yes, life is hell

19/2/2002
|Sander|: some dude claims people are able to make a living of 'professional quake'-gaming
|Sander|: $100k a year
nucleus: sander: sure it's possible
|Sander|: incredible
deev-ons: there's lots of big money competitions
WVL_XeN: bah, ppl make money playing quake, and this game only COSTS me money
Slator: lol
Slator: costs ?
WVL_XeN: well. time
WVL_XeN: you know, I could be having sex right now! ;)
WVL_XeN: (with my right hand that is)

14/2/2002
<|cupid|> does anyone know how I can copy an mpg cd with a huge scratch somewhere?
<|cupid|> it plays alright and if I skip that part the rest plays as well
<acidchild> clone cd?
<|cupid|> it does not hiccup and stop like nero?
<Deadbeat> well, if there's a cd out there that can't be copied by clonecd, then it was a lost cause to begin with
<|cupid|> good
<|cupid|> got this nice pr0n with a scratch on the cd :)
<Deadbeat> although the results can be less than satisfactory for vcd (??), since the data is "bare" on the disc.. whatever error correction there is, it is handled by the mpeg decompressor - you may experience some serious fuckups in the picture
<|cupid|> it's pr0n so serious fuckups are intentional

11/2/2002
<pi|ch64> hm anybody an idea how i can make the vice colours
more like the real thing?
<stash> pi|ch64: smoke a joint

30/1/2002
<MagerValp> wonder what the macho build of mozilla for macos x is...
<C0untZ3r0> auto surf to sex sites ...

21/1/2002
<XmikeX> mail finland@halonen.rules.you.and.she.is.actually.swedish.net subject : nokia, irc, linux, and sauna... what else do you have to show?
<Djinn-WD> who's halonen?
<AMJ> nokia, irc and linux... three things america can only dream of... with your motorola, windows and aol messenger =)

18/1/2002
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*** Kleinbus sets mode: +o pizza64
* Djinn_WD is like, dying to see the functions this new bot has
<Djinn_WD> Comeon Jer, make it roll over and play dead
* AMJ is aswell... the more bots the merrier
<Zer0-X> No, not roll over but play dead only.
<Djinn_WD> Why just not let it roll over and we'll do it from behind
<Djinn_WD> :P
<Djinn_WD> It'll be dead after that, for sure

08/1/2002
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<suureeben> HELLO ALL
<suureeben> YOU RULE!½
<suureeben> I*m DRUNK
<Djinn_WD> Hello mr.drunk man
<suureeben> IÄm so lfucking drunnknwo
<suureeben> now
<suureeben> sorory for all themmispelling
<suureeben> pleas e dontä kinck me
<suureeben> SORRY BOIYS I*M NOT SURE WHAT CHANNEL I*MN NOW ON BUT, BUT MI ¤
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*** umba is now known as CreaMD
<CreaMD> yo
<suureeben> hello cremadew yu rule because you keep up c64.sk
<suureeben> sorry <I'm drunk, very drunk, pleas dponät kick me out of this channel
<suureeben> "the clokc is about that uch taht byo should be going hoe now"
<suureeben> saidd he bartenderess guys
<suureeben> woman'
<suureeben> CREAM d resp
<suureeben> hmm I thin I'kll tryto make a deal
<CreaMD> suure: you are drunken! heyo?
<suureeben> >I'äll irc up to 3.00 AM bu t Ï'll levav just after fthat
<suureeben> tehy don't listen to me
<Djinn_WD> Who? the voices in the bottle?
<suureeben> I SAID I'M CO-OPERATIVE BUT THEY DIDNä*T LISTEN TO ME
<CreaMD> suure: what have you been celebrating?
<Viltteri> CreaMD: we dont need reason
<suureeben> viltteri cååål
<suureeben> RESASON SUCKS, WQE USE A REAL VIC-20 INSTEAD
<suureeben> TO PLAY DURM AND BASS LOOPS
<suureeben> hmm
<suureeben> ITHINK I*ÄMM GONNA PEE outside today and maybe get 80 FIM fee for it

07/1/2002
* |cupid| waves certain bodyparts in a derogative manner towards nate
<Djinn_WD> He's doing the helicopter..
<Nate\DAC> hm, indecent exposure.
<Nate\DAC> guess I shoulda expected as much from a cupid. :)
<Nate\DAC> hm, tough crowd today.
* Djinn_WD throws an egg
* Nate\DAC dodges the egg, catches it, and slings it back at Djinn in one fluid move
<Nate\DAC> *splat*
* Djinn_WD is rubber, you're glue
<Djinn_WD> *boing*, in other words.
<AMJ> it's that time of the night, when rubber comes out... next, leather, pvc and other kinky materials...

23/12/2001
<XmikeX> is funny... the only things not allowed into finland according to my postal people is ... "radioactivity"
<XmikeX> haha.. tell that to chernobyl winds
<Jari--> XmikeX, actually we found fallouts at northern Finland, Lapland too
<Jari--> after the chernobyl, in 80s
<Djinn_WD> Fallout floated all the way down here in southern Sweden..
<A_Lee_N> when i asked my mother if fallout could do any physical harm on me, she just laughed and patted both my heads

11/12/2001
<TGD-CML> coke in plastic bottle == yack.
<TGD-CML> coke in can = good.
<TGD-CML> fanta in can == yack.
<fedja> coke in nose = best

2001/11/26
* nucleus_ seeks for decent monopoly & risk game, anyone knows of any good one on peecee? :)
<blackd_wd> what about windows ?
<blackd_wd> its both risky and holds a monopoly ( sort of :)

08.11.01
<mcvalach:c-64> fok
<CreaMD:c-64> fok!
<CreaMD:c-64> ;-)
<mcvalach:c-64> let's private
<Mac_DMA:c-64> re
<CreaMD:c-64> mc
<CreaMD:c-64> ok

11/04/01
*** Mode change "+o TMR_C0S" on c-64 by deev-ons
<TMR_C0S> Ooh, got +o for a birthday prezzie! =-)
*** Mode change "-o TMR_C0S" on c-64 by TGD-CML
<TGD-CML> there - now come back at your next bday and get a new one. ;)

2001-10-29
<H0LL0WMAN> why is the brittish pound so expensive? i want to order a samantha fox poster but it will cost hella much :(
<Jucke> hollowman: when i was 12 years old the walls in my boy room were covered with her.. (:
<Add-1> when I was 12 years old the walls in my toilet were covered _because_ of her

2001-10-18
<TGD-CML> l3tz sm0k3 s0m3 d0p3 b3f0r3 p4ck3t1ng th3 wh1t3h0u53 4g41n
<Djinn_WD> TGD-CML, only good thign about those sentences is that echelon doesn't pick 'em up ;)
<TGD-CML> Djinn_WD: *G*
<locutox> w_e_l_l i_n t_h_a_t c_a_s_e i_'_l_l t_y_p_e l_i_k_e t_h_i_s
<suureeben> unicode?

10/16/2001
<Krill> someone know jb's email addy?
<cupid_wtf> jailbird@padua.org
<cupid_wtf> tough one, with any padua member
<Krill> yeah cupid, call me stupid again suck0r
<cupid_wtf> hello stupid again suck0r

2001-10-15
<JariZz> I will have to try to remember how did CC65 work.
<JariZz> they use eZ80 @50MHz(8-Bit) as a webserver
<JariZz> so why not SCPU too?;)
<TBB> Jari - they use a potato as a web server
<JariZz> TBB, potato??
<TBB> Jari - there's a webserver that's about the size of a match, and it gets its power from a potato
<Peran> TBB - That was an april fool's joke.
<TBB> Peran - yes, and someone took it seriously and made it.
<Peran> TBB - How do they get enough power? 25000 potatoes?
<TBB> I'd imagine their site explains it, feel free to use Google
<Addikti> you can slice and fry 25000 potatoes, feed the resulting french fries to a truckload of fat people and collect all the methane they produce

10/14/01
<hempest> I like to watch dogs fuck

10/14/01
<cupid_hit> she will wake up next to you next morning
<cupid_hit> so make sure she is not only makeup
<hempest> I personally don't like kissing a face which has shitload of makeup on
<hempest> even if it was AMJ :D

10/14/01
<cupid_hit> graham has wonderful eyes

2001-10-03
<positron> jesus my god guys i just took a shit and i swear, the shit when it was ready looked like a roasted chicken, same shape'n'color
<Djinn_WD> Well did you take it up and taste?
<positron> yeah darling, tonight at dinner you wont taste the difference! :-)
<Djinn_WD> Oh I believe you. You always were a lousy cook ;)
<positron> :-(
<positron> i want divorce

01.10.2001
<cupid_pda:c-64> oh for pete's sake, every time I put on my headphones people call my phone, it is as if I am supposed to work here
<Djinn_WD:c-64> morons
<Djinn_WD:c-64> just lay the tube off
<Djinn_WD:c-64> or pipe
<TBB:c-64> don't use headphones. get an amp and huge ass speakers

25.09.2001
*** jbevren requested CTCP ping from c-64
<jbevren:c-64> thought so.
<jbevren:c-64> :)
<cupid_pda:c-64> keep all your pings to you, we don't give them to jbevren!
*** jbevren requested CTCP ping from cupid_pda
<jbevren:c-64> ! :)
<cupid_pda:c-64> AAArrrghhh! And what will you do with them? You probably wouldn't feed them appropriately.
*** anonym requested CTCP ping from cupid_pda
*:c-64 jbevren pets his box of new pings
<jbevren:c-64> I feed them right up until I toss them in the pan.
<cupid_pda:c-64> you brute you
<jbevren:c-64> I let them live for a year though
<jbevren:c-64> it takes a while to tender them up after you guys keep them
*:c-64 jbevren pets the poor pings
*:c-64 jbevren grabs a handful of UDP packets and drops it in the box
<jbevren:c-64> udp packets are easy to get.. if they come up missing nobody notices :)
<jbevren:c-64> tcp packets are all traced.. too bad they're preferred:(

05.09.2001
<DeeKay> Another example: When simply browsing the net, windows chose to crash, no biggie normally, but in that case it thought it would be fun overwriting the ESCD/DMI area of the BIOS!.. Now you prolly ask what this is, and i -like you- didn't have a clue either! >:-) Took me 2 days to figure out WHAT this is, WHAT it's good for and especially HOW it can be reset (no, BIOS-defaults will NOT do the job! >:-)
<DeeKay> WHY DO THESE THINGS HAPPEN???
<eebeni> not enough vitamins

01/09/04
<Djinn_WD> DaneCrest, Ah, that tune is made in our modded DMC5. The tune was actually made before the demo was, it was just a coincidence that the theme's matched. And as Vodka said, Ed do solely experimental hard synth/industrial tracks.
<AMJ> in other words, weirdass screechy noises and bleeps :D
<DeeKay> Well.. "industrial" doesn't quite hit it! :-) Ed is the Aphex Twin of c64 music!
<AMJ> ... in other words, weirdass screechy noises and bleeps :D

2001/08/29
<Addikti> hmm
<Addikti> that dick is too short to be amj ;)
<Addikti> talking about such organs, these porn star pants are cool
<Addikti> they feature a stiched-in 0-9 inch scale behind the zipper for measurement purposes ;)
<AMJ> LOL
<AMJ> Where did you get those from? :)
<Djinn_WD> From your dresser ofcourse
<AMJ> naah, she only makes those scales from 9" onwards
<AMJ> she is MY dresser after all
<AMJ> You know, like those Gigantor pants that start from 11"
<Djinn_WD> Please remind her do continue work on my 21" and onward scale.
<AMJ> yeah, she'll make them identical to mine... except for that handy rear opening thing, I suppose you don't need that as much as I do? and about that waterproof material, that is obligatory, right? :)

2001/08/23
<Zer0-X> DVD-writes will drop in price too, when a bunch of rich idiots buy lots of them first :)
<[SLATOR]> that's the normal way :D
<[SLATOR]> dvd-writes are not that cheap here, about 1000$
<[SLATOR]> and that just to have backups of your original movies and ps2 games ? ;-D
<[SLATOR]> those movie bastard companies will get their fun in near future, like the music buizz had with mp3
<kENpEX> [SLATOR]: well not... you could store your home-made porno videos too...
<[SLATOR]> lol, I never have sex

2001/08/20
<rava> i went to Riga to party and suddenly i found a job and moved to Riga without moving cuz i was in RIga already and today is my first day in the enw job
<Djinn_WD> so you're on your new job now, and you live in riga, but you still haven't moved to riga ?
<Djinn_WD> that was a bit complex...

2001/08/10
<AMJ> Nice, I got insulted by Extend people after they learned that I'm not taking part in their annual meeting...
<Djinn_WD> Heh..
<Djinn_WD> Friendship owns.
<AMJ> Indeed... it's not enough that I'm pissed about not being able to make it there, but I have to take more piss from other people =)
<JerZz> lala
<AMJ> Then again, I love golden showers anyways... :P

2001/08/02
<Commodore> [Djinn_WD] Lo and behold, I have arrived...
<hempest> Robin
<Djinn_WD> Hey Janne
<CreaMDMA> and where is Marion?
<Djinn_WD> Asleep, in my bed. It was a tough ride.
<Djinn_WD> Girls can only handle a certain amount of man, you know.
<CreaMDMA> greets to Small john... ;-)))))0

2001/08/01
<Djinn_WD> jag har för mig att Depeh bara påpekar att man ska spara A i $286 FÖRE man anropar $e544. Annars sätter den inte färgen i $d800-$dc00 på båda kernel-modeller.
<xIII_WoW> assembler curse in Swedish ?
<Djinn_WD> course, you mean :)
<dwangi> xiii: yes we are discussing 0286 :)
<xIII_WoW> ofcurse :)

2001/07/29
<CreaMDMA> einie: heheh
<CreaMDMA> einie: you know Triad is 15 years old..
<H0LL0WMAN> 15 years...i wish my mental age was as high :)
<CreaMDMA> actually I would like to be 15 again..
<Zer0-X> When you reach it can I have your Legos?

2001/07/08
<A_Lee_N> anyone here who have tried LSDJ for the gameboy?
<mfl_3ad> I was about to answer yes, and then I read the question again ;)

16/13/01
<sack-dcs> god bless porn

06/06/01
<Lady_ScX> DeeKay was rauchst du denn geraucht ??

06/06/01
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<jihad_> PUUUNCH the money and win alot of monkey!

2001/05/01
*** RaYzor [The_Edge@syr-24-169-186-228.twcny.rr.com] has joined c-64
*** mode/c-64 [+o RaYzor] by Commodore
<RaYzor> heheheh
<RaYzor> Who here wants to buy a Commdore MAX Machine ?
* RaYzor/c-64 ducks
<ochrana> reaction at .98 Mhz follows...

2001/04/30
<axeman_bf> Bacchus of...? Triad?

2001/04/27
<Zyron> bullfart
<Zyron> redbullfart
<Zyron> full fart
<[FireFox]> Zyron: Plug a finger in your hole....stops farting
<Zyron> can I borrow yours?
<[FireFox]> why not
<Zyron> I don't know
<[FireFox]> me too
<Djinn_WD> me neither
<Zyron> me also

2001/04/20
<|sander|> incredible! Just did some pixel portraits of life models
<PaterPi> sander: girls??
<|sander|> at the exposition
<|sander|> yes
<se7en_> send em over
<Djinn_WD> no can do
<Djinn_WD> they're here with me now
<PaterPi> than send the pics
<|sander|> there still at the exposition (both pictures, and girls)
<cupid_hit> show them your joystick
<Djinn_WD> TAC2, gone 25000 miles, still fine
<PaterPi> cupid: the Quickshot ??
<cupid_hit> bwahahaaa
<cupid_hit> :)
<AMJ> Coincidentally, mine is a JoyPad :)
<Djinn_WD> AMJ: figures, you slut ! :D
<[SLATOR]> mine is "mini-competition"
<AMJ> =D
<PaterPi> hehe
<Djinn_WD> mine is a "Wico Medalist"
<Djinn_WD> you can probably figure out why
<PaterPi> that´s a model i don´t know...
<Djinn_WD> it lasts, and lasts, and lasts, you can even bang it in ppls heads without breaking it
<AMJ> Sounds like that thing you put in me... ohh that was Gigantor

2001/04/13
<TGD-CML> CreamdDMA : did you email your symmek tune to somebody at the party ?
<CreamdDMA> TGD: I've sent my sister.
<CreamdDMA> ;-)
<TGD-CML> CreamdDMA : with the finished tune ?
<CreamdDMA> TGD: yep
<TGD-CML> CreamdDMA : when did she leave ? and what's her measures ? and phone ?
<CreamdDMA> TGD: oh shut up
<TGD-CML> CreamdDMA : ok, just ignore the rest of that line, but answer the first part ?
<CreamdDMA> TGD: she will arrive tommorow around 16:15...
<CreamdDMA> she left some 90 minutes ago
<TGD-CML> CreamdDMA : ah I see. what's up with the rest of the information ?
<CreamdDMA> she is well-enough measuered and phone is +421876515425.. but probably I will pick it up and send you to hell

2001/04/13
<jzu> does anyone got or where i can found, DEC to HEX table, from 00 to 0f
<Wyndex> 01-01 02-02 03-03 04-04 05-05 06-06 07-07 08-08 09-09 10-0a 11-0b 12-0c 13-0d 14-0e 15-0f
<TGD-CML> jzu : 00,01,02,03,04,05,06,07,08,08,09,0a,0b,0c,0d,0e,0f
<Djinn_WD> jesus JZU
<Djinn_WD> Hex is really easy
<Djinn_WD> do you know what the 10th base numeric system is?
<Djinn_WD> the DECIMAL numeric system?
<Wyndex> All your 10th base are belong to us

2001/04/13
*** Grendel-B has joined c-64
<Grendel-B> ö
<Djinn_WD> öhh
<MoReN> oh oh
<Djinn_WD> ... harder faster deeper ?
<MoReN> yez yez
<MoReN> oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
*** MoReN has quit IRC (fertig gekommen)

2001/04/08
*** newcomer has joined c-64
<newcomer> hi
<TGD-CML> sorry, no newbies here.
*** newcomer is now known as Zoli\ENC
<TGD-CML> k, that's better.

2001/04/08
* Nate\DAC fires off an Email to Jolz...
<Nate\DAC> letting him know some good news for a change :)
<Fuzz-PSW> good news is not bad news I always say!
<Fuzz-PSW> :)
<Djinn_WD> fuzzy logic :)
<Fuzz-PSW> actually, its a local thing... all the people where I live talk like that... anyone outside the village borders talks "normally" :)
<Djinn_WD> where do you live then?
<TGD-CML> prolly on the moon, as most ppl do nowadays.
<Fuzz-PSW> in Canada! near Ottawa!
<Nate\DAC> ah, that's on Mars, isn't it?
<Fuzz-PSW> it is
<TGD-CML> uhm, any Earthlings in this channel :?
<TGD-CML> "hey dudes, come on down to earth again!" ;/
<Fuzz-PSW> (hops in his wheat-mobile and flies back to earth)
<Fuzz-PSW> hiya!
<TGD-CML> sorry, I myself live on Jupiter.
<TGD-CML> :]
<Fuzz-PSW> oops
<Fuzz-PSW> now I'm on my own I guess
<TGD-CML> tough luck is not bad karma I always say!
<TGD-CML> ;)

2001/04/06
<cupid_hit> nice now I made our admin happy
<Djinn_WD> again? :(
<Djinn_WD> how many times is it by now cupid?
<Djinn_WD> ... what if your girlfriend knew :(
<MoReN> she can join in

2001/03/27
*** AMB has joined c-64
<AMB> hi commies
<HMMurdock> AMB :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))00
*** HMMurdock sets mode: +o AMB
<cupid_hit> hmm what glued to your ) key? no, don't bother...

2001/03/26
<Djinn_WD> Goddamn!!
<Djinn_WD> my damn boss hasn't payed my last fucking salory
<Djinn_WD> god damn pranker
<iopop> Djinn_WD: hire trazan as hitman.. :)
<MrAlpha> beat his arse for that
<HollowmaN> break his legs
<cupid_hit> spank him
<cupid_hit> snatch his car
<MrAlpha> fuck his wife/daughter :)
<mfl_3ad> get him laid!
<cupid_hit> at the same time
<cupid_hit> :)
<HollowmaN> fuck him and get paid twice as much
<cupid_hit> fuck him and say he was bad
<Djinn_WD> i'll fuck him and say i faked
<cupid_hit> right :)
<Djinn_WD> no wait...
<Djinn_WD> that actually makes him the winner, doesn't it? :)

03/21/01
<AMJh> Funny, the most used tool when I draw something in Photoshop, seems to be the good old pen and paper-combination...
<Arman_Xen> AMJ, just keep doing musics :)
<AMJh> Arman Sadly I earn my living doing graphics and sitebuilding :D
<DeeKay> AMJ: still you should REALLY go on making c64 tunes! <:) I'm eagerly awaiting more tunes from you.. even though you're a twat! >;-D
<AMJh> DK I guess I just have to be a real cunt about it and fulfill your wish then :D (no, not the one where I'm naked, strapped on a table top and covered in honey, and you want me to call you a "busy bee")

2001/03/20
<AMJh> Man, I'm getting some inspiration for tomorrow evening (gf coming over for the night) =D
<Jer> giraffi figatti ?
<Jer> gorilla figure ?
<Djinn_WD> Grand Father ?
<AMJh> GF as in GirlFriend... I'm trying out heterosexuality, it's a refreshing change really... but just an experiment

3/1/2001
* [CBA] says: every1 who wants nice pic made by Sander/Focus type
* [CBA] says: /msg [CBA] XDCC SEND 1
<[CBA]> Raze, download this picture!
<[CBA]> it's funny
<groepaz> that looks like you ;=D
<[CBA]> ;)
<[CBA]> i have tits!
<DeeKay> Niels, well, that's prolly the best bday present one can get! <:) Having his own set of tits and a pussy to play with all day long! ;D
<[CBA]> Deekay, right.. i guess i will be off to the bathroom to look at myself naked ;)
*** [CBA] changes topic to "CBA ALL DAYS BIRTHDAY PARTY AT IRC! join me and get cake at channel cake"
*** DeeKay changes topic to "Dutch sceners with tits SUCK! >:)"
* [SvS] wonders what is wrong with being Dutch and having tits :)
<Enno> I'm dutch and I have no tits
<Enno> there's your problem

2/5/2001
<Hoild> DeeKay: hehh.. I guess I better save this log for re-reading after sum sirius rest...
* DeeKay wonders if a sirius rest is close to an alpha centauri rest? 8)
<TBB_> DeeKay - part of the same interstellar truck stop chain.

2001/01/209
<Murdock> once again i can't chaange my nick to HMMurdock :/
|nick| AnakinSiD is now known as HMMurdock
<HMMurdock> ?
|nick| HMMurdock is now known as AnakinSiD
<Murdock> hey that's a fake!

2001/01/25
<JerWork> If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
<JerWork> 8)
<Welli> probably not

2001/01/25
<JerWork> 8-\
<JerWork> 8-)
<JerWork> :)
<JerWork> :-\
<JerWork> my own smile generator script
<JerWork> 8)
<JerWork> :-)
<JerWork> Alright
<reed> whoa dude you're a real h4xx0r
<Krill> respekt

2001/01/23
* cupid_hit/c-64 just hijacked a workmates computer and installed mirc har har
<JerWork> cupid_hit, what happended to yours?
<Djinn_WD> confiscated by the animalrights-association

2000/11/30
<cupid_hit> I just wondered why people found my site when they entered all kind of obscenities in search engines, like hemafrodite, rollergirl fucking and alikes
<cupid_hit> it's that "best of c-64 page" djinn and amj are to blame :-)

24.10.00
<AMJ> BarFly The usual... thank god I got relatively little work to to atm :)
<cupid_hit> to to?
<cupid_hit> .oO(Amj in a tutu)
<AMJ> Cupid Yeah we wear work tutus here at Sonera ;)
<AMJ> Actually I only wear a miniskirt with no panties and rollerblades
<cupid_hit> cheeky you...
<cupid_hit> you just want to lure tbb into incest
<AMJ> Yeah I'm a cheecky monkey
<Djinn_WD> AMJ how would you like to be my rollergirl for a day?
<AMJ> Djinn Well, I don't have the tits Heather Graham has but sure :)
<Djinn_WD> AMJ, okey since you only mention the tis i guess you have the pussy for it? :DDDDDD
<AMJ> Djinn Damn, you date so many hermafrodites you have forgotten I'm one of them? :(

10/22/00
<THA-BZ> People who use Java menus will be shot when the revolution comes.
<Deadbeat_> tha: correction -- all those who publish anything on the web, ought to be wired with electric cable.. and each computer would be equipped with a button to send an electric shock to the author of this "non-compliant" page...

10/14/00
<JEFF_BZ> Vater! Ich will ein Nord Modular du Boeser Schweinhund! ;)

04/09/2000
<sta_work> Anyone knows what "Eye Candy" can mean on a warez site? :-)
<DjinnWORK> sta_work: sure.. Warez can be like everything.. hooters, breasts, tits, more hooters, naked pics of zealot, hooters again etc..
<taper_3ad> warez can be anything with 1 and 0's for sure... when Im out of waez, I trade the windows swapfile..
<DjinnWORK> that swapfile contains more porn than a dalnet-users 15gig spare-partition

21/08/00
<Nate\DAC> just got finished giving both of his cats a thorough bath
<Nate\DAC> (they both needed it, badly.
<Nate\DAC> fleas/ticks galore)
<GregNacu> hehe.
<cupid_hit> so you're rubbing the pussies now?
<nitups4R> yo
<cupid_hit> and they aren't wet anymore?
<GregNacu> lol
<Nate\DAC> cupid_hit.:. they're still damp, but they're drying off now.
<Nate\DAC> (They sure make a lot of racket in that clothes dryer)
<Nate\DAC> ;)
<cupid_hit> hehe nate
<Nate\DAC> Kah-thump-meow! kathump kah THUMP! MEOW!

17/08/2000
<Mindflow> Nothing beats Joyride superior line he dropped once when we were at a pub with taper and stuff....
<DeeKay> which was? 8)
<Mindflow> "I know the guy who made the gfx for bubble boubble on SNES!"

17/08/2000
<Djinn-WD> dodger, jazz: can ONE of you, not BOTH, explain the reasons behind your war?
<Dodger> djinn: we don`t need a fuckin reason... besides that he`s an aussie so why should I like him anyway?!
<Jazzcat> Djinn: Dodger was kicked from Onslaught years ago, since then he has been a dumkopf

17/08/2000
<Dodger> sureely... a man never having wanked is no real man...
<Djinn-WD> interesting discussion
<raveguru> =P for a moment i thought i was the only honest one in here
<Djinn-WD> it should fit nice on www.cupid.de/irc/
<raveguru> I bet!
<raveguru> Capture this: ********* I LOVE TO JERK OFF!!!!!!!!!!! ********

15/08/2000
* zeroblue/c-64 goes to the toielt to let some fluids out of his penis
<fedja_> err
<Stryyker2> Did we need to know that? NO!
<Stryyker2> too much detail
<electric_> syntax error

000811
<_rm> i can buy cigarettes and beer when i'm 18
<zeroblue> 16 in denmark
<_rm> then again, i can do that now too
<Greg_Nacu> 16 in germany too.
<sack^dcs> 16 to have some hardcore sex, 18 to watch others do it
<zeroblue> or atleast 16 to be able to buy out beer and wine and shit...
<zeroblue> 12 in Iceland
<zeroblue> ;)
<Greg_Nacu> Sack! Hahaha! that's priceless!
<cupid_hit> hmm it is illegal to buy shit here

07/08/2000
*** |Andy| has joined c-64
<|Andy|> C 64 SUXXXXXXXX
*** |Andy| has left c-64 (|Andy|)

07/08/2000
<BriteWork> Djinn: man, our asm2k demo blow goats...
<Djinn_WD> BriteWork, after seeing your LCP entry, should i take the "blow goats" serious? :DDD

07/08/2000
* JEFF_CZP/c-64 sets mode +remove afro Mindflow

6th Aug 2k
<[LCH^BCI]> !seen [*]
<Commodore> No matches were found.
<DeeKay> Commo: use a lighter then! 8)

04/08/2000
<Reyn> brb.. i spilt something on the floor....
<DjinnWORK> there he goes, wanking infront of the 'puter again

04/08/2000
*** Reyn sets mode: +o nucleus_
<nucleus_> thx mr. o :)
<Reyn> np mr. petroaaiourtiuertnitz :)
<nucleus_> hehe
<nucleus_> you have as tricky last name as me :)
<Reyn> wat was yours again?
<nucleus_> petronijevic
<Reyn> i was sort of close...

04/08/2000
<Reyn> Nah.. Swedish people don´t know what spicy is... :)
<DjinnWORK> tsss :D
<DjinnWORK> course we know
<DjinnWORK> we smoke pot too, reyn :D

03/08/2000
<Bordeaux> any stuff online ?
<cupid_hit> deus ex machina
<cupid_hit> :)
<Bordeaux> deus/ex-machina ?
<Bordeaux> deus was a member of shine, or ?

03/08/2000
<Zer0-X> Uuii, Ass'2k opening ceremonies are about to start at www.asmtv.net
<DjinnWORK> the ass-opening ceremonies?

020800
<[PI]Chaot> {Redhead} QUIZ
<[PI]Chaot> Frage: Which was Cupid's old handle back in the days ?
<Alien_WOW> can´t remember!?
<cupid_hit> jan, da passe ich wohl :)
<se7en__> uhm... nopes? =)
<Skid_Row> who is cupid ? ;)))
<Gangstar> ich wusstes mal...
<se7en__> saubub
<se7en__> kleinhirn
<Alien_WOW> hehe
<se7en__> malermeister
<cupid_hit> björn fast
<se7en__> sauber
<se7en__> saubär
<Skid_Row> sänger ?
<se7en__> succubus
<se7en__> sucubus
<se7en__> gehtnich
<se7en__> is kaputt
<SHOK-MEGA> sinister

02/08/2000
<Zer0-X> God damn! Mermaid is a woman? Didn't even think about it...

02/08/2000
<hempest> the pope can kiss my hairy ass
<DjinnWORK> hempest, he already did :D
<hempest> Djinn: hmm.. was that our roleplay? were you the pope? I just thought you had a funny fallos-symbol hat =)
<DjinnWORK> hempest, no that was a fallic hat, but i was still supposed to be the pope, with that robe you know
<hempest> Djinn: hmm.. I just can't picture pope in a mickey mouse-robe, sorry :(
<DeeKay> it's PHALLIC for chrissake! >:)
<DjinnWORK> DeeKay, Phallic? where? where? :D

01.08.00
<tempest> Agemixer: jos ei pääse kompoon niin sitten ei voi mitään. Mutta saat kuitenkin 5 diskiä =)
<Agemixer> Tempest: Pitänee kirjoittaa ylös, eihän tuollaisia nimiä muista ;)
<tempest> ok:)
<nucleus> ?TOO MANY ääääää's ERROR
<nucleus> READY.

01/08/2000
<_rm> you're jealous now aren't you?
<_rm> yeah
<_rm> thought so
<_rm> cuz I'M gonna see bomfunk
<_rm> actually, another act is playing the same time
<Djinn_WD> any act beats bomfunk.. even that act with the sexy lady that farts on a lit up lighter to make an ass-flamethrower
<Djinn_WD> bomfunks shouldn't be allowed at koneisto
<_rm> no shit
<_rm> koneisto is gonna rock
<zeroblue> i just love bookfunk... if could have one wish, just one wish, i'd wish for a golden comb so that i could comb the singers hair... all day long...

28.July.00
<cupid_hit> djb, we wondered earlier this day how cybersex.nz is? Baaa bah baaa bah baah baa
<DJB[O]BM> I'd never know, I'm not a New Zealander :)
<cupid_hit> with bots being called woolie and bobo
<DJB[O]BM> hahahaha :))
<Hellfire_> :)
<DJB[O]BM> cupid_hit: how did you know the bot's names ? :)
<Blender> DJB:hi Dwayne
<cupid_hit> well I charge them $20 an hour for sheep pic databases
<DJB[O]BM> LOL :)

13.7.2000
<mrsid> Deekay: you know what's funny? when I first met Roland Lieger in 1996, and he told me that he plans to write a c64 emu all by his own, I laughed at him, and told him to port x64 instead (which is now better known as VICE)... ;)
<DeeKay> sid: hehe! 8) It seems that austrian rolands are diehard codemonsters by nature! ;D
<DeeKay> I think it's the name ROL-AND! 8)
<DeeKay> See? Even their fucken NAME is spelled from Mnemonics! <:)
<mrsid> Deekay: so why don't we name kids like RORTAX or STALDA, or NOPSEC ? ;)
<DeeKay> sid: LOL! 8)
<mrsid> Deekay: breed a whole new generation of hackers! ;)
<DeeKay> how about BITAND... or RORSTA? 8)
<Ig0r> LOL
<mrsid> STARTS
<DeeKay> RORSTA actually sounds pretty nice! 8)
<Ig0r> stalda is my favour
<DeeKay> igor: 8)))
<Ig0r> TAX-ROL
<mrsid> ASLINX
<NinjaDRM> ROTFL!
<mrsid> Inylda, would be a girls name? ;)
<Ig0r> bestimmt
<DeeKay> Dudes, WE JUST FOUND THE ULTIMATE SECRET TO CROSSBOW'S SKILLS! 8)
<DeeKay> BEQEOR! 8)
<DeeKay> ..or BEQAND..
<mrsid> STABNE
<NinjaDRM> INCORA
<DeeKay> Incora is a good one! ;D
<DeeKay> Then again: women don't quite have the coder's gene normally! <:)
<NinjaDRM> inylda roxx! :)
<mrsid> Deekay: normally yes... but I know one, who would knock you off with her skills... ;)
<DeeKay> STABNI is also nice! 8)
<DeeKay> sid: that's why i said "normally"! ;D
<mrsid> SEICLI
<Ig0r> CLISTA
<Ig0r> CLISTY
<DeeKay> sid: I know dudes who can cook well, too! 8) Like ROL-AND! 8).. wait a minute.. him being the coder kinda kills my argument! <:)
<mrsid> CLITAX... ;) shit, there's no MAX mnemonic... ;)
<NinjaDRM> PHARTI wouldn't be very popular, would he?
<Zer0-X> CLIRTS
<DeeKay> Nin: LOOOL!!
<DeeKay> SEIBNI!
<Zer0-X> CLISEI
<Zer0-X> SEIBEQ
<Ig0r> pha-rti <- ROFLMAO
<mrsid> INCTAX
<DeeKay> how about TAXINC rather? 8)
<mrsid> DECSTA
<DeeKay> ORACLI!!! 8)
<DeeKay> (or ORASTA!)
<NinjaDRM> Was RORSEC already here?
<mrsid> ORALDA
<DeeKay> hehe, nopes!
<DeeKay> LOL!
<Ig0r> SECSTA, like sexstar
<Ig0r> oralda
<Ig0r> hahaha
<mrsid> ORA LDA SEC STA CLI TAX
<DeeKay> ORALDA == SECSTA! ;D
<mrsid> oral sexstar climax... ;)
<NinjaDRM> DEYBNE
<mrsid> SEINOP
<Zer0-X> SEISTA
<mrsid> STYLDA
<Skid_Row> Skhokray
<Zer0-X> INYSTY
<Skid_Row> -k
<NinjaDRM> ANDEOR
<NinjaDRM> SEDDEC
<Zer0-X> STABEQ
<DeeKay> hey, you be quiet, Mr. ANDreas! >:)

23/07/2000
<Jer-> I feel alittle odd and tired
<cupid_hit> jer could be that you are tired, your oddity is for sure

20/07/2000
<zeroblue> those 300 grams of cheesecake made zeroblue freaky.
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20/07/2000
<Djinn-WD> "* $10 admission / Girls (or dressed like one) free before 10:30"
<cupid_hit> well, I guess I will pay
<Djinn-WD> you're dissapointing me Chris
<cupid_hit> well, I am not the cheap slut you think I am! I changed, I am going to be a star in hollywood

20/07/2000
<Wotnau> XBow: I'm a damned fan of Tina Turner and she's got a concert in Wien on 1. 8. But as I don't speak German I can't get the right info in the Austrian web jungle on where to book a ticket and how much it costs... SNIFF!!!
<McXbow> Wotnau: hmmm...email TINA and tell you are a friend of mine...maybe you ll get a ticket..... -- JOKE --
<zeroblue> tell Tina that "zeroblue sent me" and you'll get ALOT more than a ticket.

September 99
* DeeKay will direct a gay-c64-pr0n movie starring UL-Tomten, MJK and ltrimm called "The Way of the Exploring Fist"! 8))

September 99
* Qed waits for microsoft to wet their pants over the hotmail scandal.
* UL-Tomten waits for DK-Crest to wet his pants over the hot male scandal.

September 99
<Deadbeat> Any given piece of hardware is _obsolete_ without software support
<Deadbeat> take PowerPC for instance... fine processor.. plenty of power.. too bad no proper software
<J-Shaman> Yeah. Next cubes are another example.
<UL-Tomten> Borg cubes are another good example.
<DeeKay> UL: LOL!! 8))
<UL-Tomten> DK: You will be ass-similated!
<DeeKay> UL: even better: ass-stimulated! 8))

August 99
<HammerHD> seen bluescsi
<Kamel-CML> HammerHD: I never saw bluescsi. Perhaps you'd just vary the spelling a little ?
<cupid> hammerHD and bluescsi now I get a headache
*** DeeKay is now known as greenIDE
<greenIDE> Hello. seen my brother?
*** greenIDE is now known as RedMFM
<RedMFM> GreenIDE!.. come home, dinner is ready! 8)

August 99
<_Groepaz_> wheres your demo brush?
<TGD-CML> wheres your tooth brush?

August 99
<[CBA]> TGD - porno master!
<TGD-CML> cba>> what do you mean by "porno master" !??? btw, try this : http://www.dyannalauren.com/members/index.html l:DrShagg@aol.com p:mask

July 99
<Gob\Light> TGD>> Yeah, I remember...;) About the Light-FLT coop: We entered a coop with them for five days. It was supposed to be a kinda GP*FE or I+T, but right after we joined they started talking about FLT intros and stuff, so we broke out again right away.
<[CBA]> GP*FE !..damn ... old.... what about Strikeforce and the Movers ;)
<TGD-CML> cba>> or how about the coop between "crew" and "1001" ? ;)
<Gob\Light> Tgd>> Well... CBA>> Yeah, that too. or WCC+Relax
<[CBA]> TGD - haha ..and the coop between TGD and his underwear!
<[CBA]> TGD - you broke up! with your underwear, TGD was releasing more shit haha...

July 99
*** DeeKay changes topic to 'SCS*TRC - The best bunch of Crack whores since 1993!'
*** HeavyHead changes topic to '<[CBA]> I am a whore'
*** cube-TRM changes topic to 'CREST - best bunch of Simon's basic coders since 1872'
*** Addikti changes topic to '"CREST - cleaner teeth for everyone"'
*** DeeKay changes topic to 'c-64 - The funniest bunch of lowlifes since 1993! 8)'
*** [CBA] changes topic to 'Crest ... for all your second hand c64 stuff'
*** cube-TRM changes topic to 'CREST - join the lamers anonymous today'
*** [CBA] changes topic to 'CREST rules in your toilet ;)'
*** [CBA] changes topic to 'for a free blow job.. contact the guys in CREST !'
*** Addikti changes topic to '"CREST - your morning mouth odor"'
*** Addikti changes topic to 'CREST - You just can't keep it out of your mouth!'
*** [CBA] changes topic to 'CREST... something you bend over for'
*** cube-TRM changes topic to 'SCS*TRC - odor of the morning in yer bonghole'
*** [CBA] changes topic to '"CREST - our demos are like our cocks, small and hard"!"'

8.7. 16:11:
<TBB> Been there done that a lot. REading foreign sentences as if they were terrible English :)
<CreaMD> tbb: One tries to be funy... and that ugly TBB was first there... I hope when I will be on my wedding you won't come and say.. "been there, done that a lot!"
<electric_> * electric_ hates his job
<TBB> * TBB hates electric's job too.
<CreaMD> * CreaMD hates that tbb hates what electric hates because he hates it too and he was first there
and done that a lot...

5.7.99, 19:08:
<MrA[F4CG]> * MrA[F4CG] leaves in panic for the shithouse
<MrA[F4CG]> DURCHFALL
*** MrA[F4CG] has left c-64 (MrA[F4CG])
<Cobalt> MrA hat eine subtile und dennoch so plastische Art der Welt etwas mitzuteilen.

25.6.99, 13:50:
<Danko-> midsommar fan, ju.
<DeeKay> danko: what's midsommar? It's some kinda festival like xmas, right?
<Danko-> DeeKay: Yes, we celebrate the dick and the ripening of fruit and we party like sick.
<Pr0b3_dCS> deekay: on midsommar we in sweden drink alot of booze and fuck eachother
<Danko-> We drink, then we fuck, then we drink some more. And then we try to fuck again.

19/07/2000
<zeroblue> no cupid_hit, i need shit, REAL food... please help me...
<cupid_hit> hmm if you need shit you are pretty fly

19/07/2000
* tempest thinks....
* DjinnWORK applauses

17/07/2000
* DJB greets Tempest, Cyclone, cube-TRM, Vodka, Djinn, AMJ, Napalm, and Elimin8or
* whk doesnt greet DJB
* DJB doesn't greet whk back :)

14/07/2000
<cupid_hit> isn't the act of becoming a man in greece connected to shagging a donkey?
<DjinnWORK> cupid_hit: serious?
<cupid_hit> that is what I heard
<DjinnWORK> wow... wonder what sort of response greek sceners would get in scene-land.. I mean, sceners have their ways, but i still suspect that a donkey-shagger would have a hard time in scene-land
<cupid_hit> well, we didn't care about your sheep, so :)

18/06/2000
* JEFF_CZP sets mode +ZX-81 DLR_CML's PC

10/06/2000
<Nate\DAC> (Ok so sue me, I like oldies)
<cupid_hit> we know, nate, but she is still your mother




  
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